* * * The Beagle Boys * * *

* * * The Beagle Boys * * *

The Beagle Boys' : Avatar Election Campaign

The Beagle party ... of the Pagals, for the Pagals, by the Pagals
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Once upon a time during Rennaisance era, there were elections in oldPG.com for coolest avatar.

That era was ruled by "The Beagle Forefathers Party"
They were a rich group of four friends and the most successful party during that era.
Vision:To become top political party in Renaissance Era.
Mission: To make pagals rich by distributing dollars.
To win avatars contest.
Values: Leading by egg-xample;
Respecting all other political parties; Fultoo Ethical;

Many of the servants of Beagles were jealous by their success and started small parties that time to contest in the elections.
These were:

The "Nepali" Shaabji Chowkidaar Party



These were "chowkidaars" at beagles party headquarters and instead doing their job, they kept an eye on Beagles strategy and then formed their own party. No wonder, we see no ethics today in our political system! Went the beagles found out "dirty" job they were doing, they were fired and hence they formed this "chowkidaar" party.




The "Green" Turtle Party

These were the security Guards of Beagles.
Seeing them under "tight" security, they were fired by beagles.
And hence came their rising against their masters...





The "Maverikh" Party

The cooks at Beagles kitchen....
The just loved to cook in OWENs ;)
When the Beagles found that they were staling things from kitchen,
they got a chance to revolt.

All these three revoltees did malicious campaign against Beagles like :

Campaign against the Beagles showing that they did booth capturing.....

Campaign against the Beagles showing that they looted banks for dollars.....

Due to this negative campaigning Beagles Forefathers lost the elections.

And now in 2006.....

The Beagle Boys come to take revenge of their forefathers .....

And now they compete with:

• CPI .... aka The "Nepali" Shaabji Chowkidaar Party..
• Extremists .. aka The "Green" Turtle Party..
• Maverick's Party.. aka Maverikhs...

Agenda of The Beagle Boys Party:

Leader: Mahip ... {credentials: winner of the best tagline contest}

The Top Brass: denish, kool, Maverick123 (kidnapped by the extremists)

Vision: U bring the MBA dreams, PG brings the MAD means. ... winning tagline

Mission: Eradication of anti-social turtles, corrupt chowkidaars & Mavericks

The 10 Beagle Commandments

1. Rise above petty infighting.
2. Ignore comments of lesser mortals
3. Play fair.
4. Support Justice (i.e. the beagle way)
5. Forgive & forget.

6. Kill the competition.
7. Partyyy hard.
8. Win.
9. Never lose.
10. Win!!!

Slogan: Beagle bajayenge jeet ka bigul :mg:

So PGites.... Vote for us!!

Hail Beagles!!

Post for a Post !!!

The blog topics ... please write your article (no word limit) in a doc file and mail it to us at thebeagleboys@gmail.com before 28th February !!

PagalGuy aka Allwin
Success is all about human relations.
or
Live life on your terms ...


Maverick
India: Six billion & one bronze.
or
The Indian Sportsman.


Wayne
Lack of management is the main cause of India's urban problem.
or
The journey from Mumbai to Shanghai


zango
Should India have an exit tax for people settling outside the country?
or
The NRI


anandv
Consumerism is fuelled by the T.V culture & yeh dil mange more.
or
The Indian Mall mania !!


Rani_das
After red comes green.
or
CAT: A comedy of errors



Doofus (indronildey/murty001)
Tiger v/s Dragon
or
Desi Thali v/s McDonalds



Duckworth( LongShot / raka_21 / reachmonil/ morbidkk )
Should PG b made paid?
or
Thers is nothing such as a free lunch !!


Launchpad McQuack (orca / mituag / estranged_gnrs / pranav10)
My cat has no tail. So what?
or
The annual ritual called CAT



Ms. Beakly ( pulsating pulchritude / jaismine / tinkerbell)
Female mangers are better than male managers.
or
The Glass ceiling !!



Magica (Van Gogh / Psychodementia / DesiGuru)
The ethical enigma of human cloning.
or
Live 24 hours a day



Flintheart Glomgold
( destinationsuccess / samsite / rohsun / sandeep_kamani / vipfloyd )

Puys have wings.
or
Is the Future 'Pagal' ?

The Secret is out ... here !!!

Now that the race for the club membership is ON we the Beagle boys would like to put forth the agenda of our blog.

"Blogging" is an art !!

Yes, you read it right. Its the art of thinking and putting your thoughts in the form of 0's & 1's (no ink here). Most of us lack in one of these areas. So we decided to help the Pagal community by providing them a platform to express themselves.

Post for a Post !!
All the members (short-listed) will be given topics for their own post. Based on the quality of the post we will be selecting the most deserving candidate for each post. Simple.

Let the fun begin ...

Disclaimer:
There are no ads on this blog, so the sole purpose is to help one & all, ourselves included!!

Beagle Boys Club Calls!

Candidates who have been nominated for various posts have to post on this blog to support their nomination. Check your PM for details.


Scrooge McDuck
Pagalguys invited
Confirmation:
PagalGuy aka Allwin
Nobody can match his inzanity!


Huey, Dewey, Louie
Experienced in MODgiri.
(only 3 vacancies)
Confirmation:
Huey: MavericK
Dewey: zango
Louie: Wayne

Experts in LOCKing, WARNing, SPAMMing..



Webbigail
Female Moderator
(Simbas preferred)
Confirmation:
rani_das
Kyuki aur koi aapke
jaisa nahi ha!



Doofus
Faithfuls to the Mods may apply
(Preference to Chowkidaars)
Nominations:
indronildey
murty001



Both are seen on SB and ready for helping n00bs.


Duckworth
Must be faithful to PG
& good at serving Gyaan.
Nominations:
LongShot
raka_21
reachmonil
morbidkk
Always at your service...





Launchpad McQuack
Minimum 3 CATcrashes !!
Nominations:
orca
mituag
estranged_gnrs
pranav10

Ready to crash anytime but the enthusiasm remains the same...




Gyro
Engineers & Quant experts invited
Confirmation:
anandv
You can do any kind of chori (avatar, note, et all)
and claim it as your invention..


Ms. Beakly
Good at cooking posts
Nominations:
pulsating pulchritude
jaismine
tinkerbell

Need some gyaan on ads / case studies ?






Magica
Magical with words
(Gurus & Psychos needed)
Nominations.. but more invited:
Van Gogh
Psychodementia
DesiGuru
Need we say more.... :mg:


Flintheart Glomgold
500+ posts ... all spams
non-spammers need not apply
Nominations:
destinationsuccess
samsite
rohsun
sandeep_kamani
vipfloyd
No comments... ..!!!

Vacancy !!

Wanted dedicated PGs for the following roles.

Selection will be on the basis of the following criteria:
1. CAT scores (negotiable) ... other exams may be considered.
2. Academics
3. Personal Interview by the Beagle Boys.


Scrooge McDuck
Pagalguys invited







Huey, Dewey, Louie
Experienced in MODgiri.
(only 3 vacancies)





Webbigail
Female Moderator
(Simbas preferred)

Doofus
Faithfuls to the Mods may apply (Preference to Chowkidaars)










Duckworth
Must be faithful to PG
& good at serving Gyaan.




Launchpad McQuack
Minimum 3 CATcrashes !!












Gyro
Engineers & Quant experts invited



Ms. Beakly
Good at cooking posts

Magica
Magical with words
(Gurus & Psychos needed)





Flintheart Glomgold
500+ posts ... all spams
non-spammers need not apply

Life without SB

Let there be light ! Let us Shout !!

The ruthless world smiled as the residents of SB (ShoutBox) fought for their rights against the tyranny of the Moderators of the Mecca of MBA aspirants in India.

As PG & the Mods (McDuck & the ducklings) brought down the shutters on SB under the pretext of server load on account of 'Trivialities' such as CAT results which determine the fate of about 1.5 lakh Pagals, the few brave warriors who chose a different path of not forgetting their Basic rights decided to wage a losing battle.

As we filed a petition:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/chit-chat/12528-i-need-sb-back.html

We were falsely blamed of spamming. A senior member of the forum finally threatened us "we're gonna hand a free week away from PG".

We hope that fellow SBites join us in this battle.

Let there be light !! Let us Shout !!

... Maverick123, Kool, Denish, Mahip

We are thankful to the following:
anandv, convolutedsignal, mituag, indronildey (aka unemployed chowkidar),
pulsating pulchritude, shrutz, curtz-imi and other warriors who shouted.